Nancy got ran over by a raindeer

Nancy got ran over by a reindeer,

Walking out of the impeachment trial,

You can say there's no such thing as karma,

But as for me, I ware a smile.

She had been drinking way to much vodka,

While setting in the house of reps,

Counting all her stolen money,

From the social security checks.

When she heard a frighting noise,

She ran to the window and raised it up,

Millions of Americans were a cheering,

Because our President was Donald Trump!

Donald Trump!

He is going to drain the swamp,

Put the bad guys all in jail,

Close our boarders on the south side,

Make our economy do real well.

But Nancy and her thugs of Demos

Thought Hillery Clinton was just great

To keep them all in the power,

And make America a commie state.

Nancy got ran over by a raindeer,

Walking out of the impeachment trial 

You can say there's no such thing as karm,

But as for me I ware a smile.

They found her the next morning,

Talking like a bunch of crazy bats,

She had saw 67 million reindeer, 

All wareing bright red MEGA hats.

MEGA HATS

Now Nancy and her demons,

Chuck Schumer and Adam Schiff,

Can see themself a swinging,

Or on the Clintons list for a hit.

Donald Trump is a smiling, 

He wants to do it four more years,

He needs your vote in 2020,

To finish getting rid of the commie fears.

MEGA CHRISTMASEVERYBODY AND KAG NEW YEAR 2020

ALONZO G. Tillery

12- 22- 2019

Boogie Van Christmas

Boogie Van Christmas

Twas The Night Before Christmas, 

And out in the van,

I have the radio up,

As loud as I can.

My lady was jamming,

Over in her seat,

The base was bumping,

It didn't miss a beat.

The engine was humming,

It's powerful song,

We was set for cruising, 

All night long.

When what to my 

wondering eyes did appear,

But blue lights a flashing,

In my rearview mirror. 

My lady's face went white,

Her blue eyes were sober

She knew I was packing

Were my papers all in order.

Had I been speeding,

We're my lights all lit,

We're my pipes to loud,

She was having a fit.

I said chill out my love,

It's that time of the year,

They have to do stops,

To make sure there's no beer.

Then a young officer,

 strolled up to my van,

I take a double look,

As fast as I can.

He was dressed all in blue,

From his head to his feet

With a bright shiny badge,

Pinned on so neat.

He had a white beard,

And a little round belly

That shook when he laughed, 

Like a bowl full of jelly.

He said I know who you are,

And the good things you do,

But the bridge has washed out,

Just ahead of you.

So alter your route,

Go one road over.

Now proceed on my friend,

And please stay sober.

Then back to his car,

In the wink of an eye,

The blue lights went out,

As he was waving good bye.

But I heard him exclaim, 

As his hand was fannin,

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,

AND KEEP ON VANNIN.

Aonzo G. Tillery

12/16/2019